1.年龄是上帝给我的不劳而获，我又老了一岁。
Age is what God gave me for nothing, and I've added another year.
2.光荣又向大龄剩女迈进了一步。
It's a glorious step closer to the old leftover girl.
请不要告诉我我又老了一岁，请告诉我，我和昨天一样漂亮。
Please don't tell me my age has been increased by one year. Please tell me that I am as beautiful as yesterday.
4.当你需要长大的时候，不要做孩子。
Don't be a child when you need to grow up.
5.方便面加鸡蛋，烦恼都滚蛋。
Add eggs to noodles, and all troubles will be gone.
6.所谓二十岁，心里只有两个十岁的孩子。
The so-called 20-year-old is just two 10-year-old children living in my heart.
7.打扰这位美女在网上等生日祝福。
Excuse me, this beauty is waiting for birthday wishes online.
8.离退休近一年了。
I'm nearly a year away from retirement.
9.今天有人过生日吗？如果没有，我会过的。
Does anyone have a birthday today? If not, I did.
一年一度的吹蜡烛时间到了。
It's time for the annual candle blowing.
纪念仙女下凡十九周年。
The 19th anniversary of the fairy's coming to earth.
12.今天我过生日，帮人许愿，五元一个。
Today is my birthday. I make wishes for people, five yuan a person.
13.看着自己老了一岁。
I watched as I passed another year.
14.小时候很可爱，长大后很可爱，死后很可爱。祝自己生日快乐！
When I was little, I was cute. Growing up is big and lovely. Death means lovely death. Happy birthday to yourself!
15.在吗？转账说生日快乐，可以得到仙女的回复！
Are you there? Transfer said happy birthday, you can get fairy reply!
16.我又大一岁了。我应该懂事，隐藏自己的魅力，否则我的门槛就要突破了。
Another year later, I should be sensible and hide my charm, otherwise my threshold will be broken.
17.比去年大一岁，身价翻了一倍多。
It's one year older than last year, and its value has more than doubled.
按时长大，叮！
Grow up on time, Ding!
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